A paragliding site near Beijing has a sign that reads: Site of jumping umbrella.Included with the package of complimentary wares in a Chinese hotel was a pair of workout shorts marked: Uncomplimentary pants.Sign over the information booth in a Beijing railroad station: Question Authority.In 2002, a sign in front of a rock garden in the Forbidden City in Beijing warned tourists: Please do not climb the rocketry.Hotel elevator, Paris: Please leave your values at the front desk.On the grounds of a private school in Scotland: No trespassing without permission.A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer in Germany: Do not activate with wet hands.A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for this purpose.On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.In a Swiss Mountain inn: Special today - No ice-cream.in fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude. Hotel brochure, Italy: This hotel is renowned for its peace and solitude.In an Italian cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.A laundry in Rome: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.Doctor's office, Rome: Specialist in women and other diseases.during that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
Hotel lobby, Bucharest: The lift is being fixed for the next day.if you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals.Hotel, Vienna: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter.Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: We take your bags and send them in all directions.Cocktail lounge, Norway: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
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